Paper Bag
~ the early years
part 1 ~ 1973 - 1978
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The  Paper Bag story begins in January 1973 in a basement in Uniondale. The Phil Gagliano Band rehearsed in Gene Jacobs' parent's house on Walton Ave. The original lineup for the band was

The Phil Gagliano Band

  • Mike Guido, on Miller-boy's Framus bass, saxophone and vocals
  • Marc Dattoma on flute and vocals
  • Doug Dattoma on guitar (Gretch Country Gentleman) and vocals
  • Gene Jacobs on the "orange bomb" guitar and vocals
  • Jerry DeCarlo on keyboards and funny drawings
  • Don Civitella on drums and vocals.
  • Larry Lupo and Rich Tedaldi provided moral support.
The Real Phil Gagliano
While we were looking for a name (which is always the hardest thing about forming a band, thinking of a name) All we could think of was "Dumbo." A DJ on the radio by the name of Pete Fornatel happened to mention Phil Gagliano, who was a ball player who had played for the Cardinals, Cubs, Red Sox and Reds, and said that he liked sound of the name. The DJ went on to state that a band should name themselves after this ballplayer. As a matter of fact, if he ever did hear of a band with that name he would play all their records, whatever they sounded like. We immediately became "The Phil Gagliano Band." As a logo we chose an anchovie pizza alongside a bottle of chianti. We rehearsed on Saturdays or Sundays in Gino's basement. At around 10 in the morning we would begin setting up, soldering together, monkey rigging and assembling the equipment that passed for guitar amps. My original bass amp was the chassis from a Webcor tape recorder, with a wire soldered to a speaker from an old black & white TV that had a shredded cone. There was no PA system. We sang directly into the tape deck microphones. We would rehearse for about 4 hours and tape the whole thing on Gino's Tandberg reel to reel. We then would climb the 2 flights of stairs and listen back to the entire 4 hours . . . and laugh our heads off. This pattern has continued throughout the ensuing decades. Anyway, one night, the band went to the Uniondale Mini Cinema and saw the film Pink Flamingos. Naturally we were all piled into one car (maybe Dougie's Nash). The premise of the film centers around a competetion (of sorts) to determine who is the most disgusting person alive. The principal character is a 400 pound transvestite named Devine. Well . . . as we were on the way home from the movie, Don says "Remember that music behind the scene where they slaughtered the cops with machetes?" - we say- "yeah" he continues "That music was really paper bag." and we laughed. The next day at rehearsal, Don comes in with his new song - "Paper Bag" It is a 12 bar blues in the key of E, with a distinctive E to D figure (which was the da- -dadadadadada- -dadadadadada- - thing even then). By December 1973 , Gino and Don, and their wives, had moved into a house in Hempstead. The band inhabited the basement. We had a PA that included the Blue Newtons, huge stadium horns that had been donated from some athletic park reclaimation project. There was a lot of feedback at rehearsal. A lot of feedback. A tremendous amount of feedback. We had also purchased Earth amps for guitars and bass. Big black plush cabinet things. Mike Guido graduated to the Hoyer "Ham Sandwich" Bass. Gino had a black Strat. Doug played a Gretsch Country Gentleman. Jerry played an organ he borrowed from Doug, and then bought an electric piano. He eventually sold the piano to, who else, a one-armed piano player.We used to buy stuff from some guy named Phil who lived next to Gino and had this basement stacked from floor to ceiling with amps, guitars, basses, drums . . . Anyway, the first public performance of the song "Paper Bag" occured on March 23, 1974 in Gino and Don's basement to which we had invited friends. Naturally, as was our custom, we taped it. Gino probably still has hours of our stuff on a shelf at his house. The songlist from that night included:
March 23, 1974 - The Phil Gagliano Band
performs in Gino's basement
Original tunes
Bessie (come on Bessie, take a ride take a ride . . .)
Paper Bag (what a drag)
Make Me a Memory
Anchovie Pizza (an "E jam" song)
Midnight Rocker
Covers
Under My Thumb
Aqualung
Locomotive Breath
Wind-Up
Evil Ways
Go Cry on Somebody Else's Shoulder
(a Frank Zappa doo wop number)
Jimmy Hofstede enjoyed a brief tenure as resident conga player and band lunatic (mandated by New York State Law at the time) "Paper Bag" was performed several times during the summer of 1974, notably at Gino's sister's pool party on July 4 weekend (where nobody listened to us. On the ubiquitous tape, dogs can be heard barking and a swim race goes on in the background when we finish our songs. Nobody applauds). We had a gig at a house party in Lynbrook that paid actual money ($90 total) and naturally (as anyone who has ever been in a band can relate to) we had a huge "band argument" the night before. We were, of course, a big success that night.

The Camping Trip

During the summer of 1974 we went on a camping trip to Laconia, New Hampshire. The guys in the picture at left are (clockwise from top) Doug Dattoma, Mark Dattoma, Gene Jacobs, Larry Lupo, Ricky Winston and that is me, Mike Guido, with the afro and the yellow shirt. We hiked 5 miles up an old logging road and camped for a week. This is what we looked like on the way out. We clearly didn't bring a brush or a comb.
Click the picture to see a larger image and to read a hysterical story.
Don Civitella, our drummer, had to leave the band. Marc Dattoma recalled that he used to date a girl who had a "little squirt kid brother" who was supposed to be a good drummer. Thus, I met Billy Cramer who has become my lifelong friend.
1975

The Phil Gagliano Band

Billy Cramer is pictured wearing a rare Phil Gagliano Band t-shirt featuring the very popular "anchovy pizza and chianti bottle" logo

click the photo to see more of the Phil Gagliano Band

The Phil Gagliano Band experienced their heyday through February, 1975. We did some mean covers of Alice Cooper. We then morphed in to the band L.A.G.N.A.F. sporting a line-up that included:

 


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1976

L.A.G.N.A.F.

  • Marc Dattoma - flute & vocals
  • Paul Gilmore - guitars of all sorts, bass & vocals
  • Dennis DiGregorio aka Skydog - electric & slide guitars
  • Maury "Maharishi" Moskowitz - guitar
  • Ed Carucci - electric & slide guitars, vocals, homemade leslies and other strange electronic devices.
  • Scott Falcone - Fender Rhodes & vocals
  • Mike Guido - bass, clarinet, sax & vocals
  • Billy Cramer - drums

L.A.G.N.A.F.

This is the first known appearance of the line drawing that, I guess, is what I look like

drawn by Paul Gilmore
at
74 Constellation Drive
Levittown, NY

1976

During the year L.A.G.N.A.F. was in existence, the following from the Phil Gagliano Band would implore the band to play Paper Bag. But we never did it. We don't know why. L.A.G.N.A.F. met it's demise on July 4th, 1976, the Bicentennial of our Nation, when Billy Cramer launched himself over the handlebars of his scooter on a back road in upstate New York and broke his collarbone.

Billy and I resurfaced during the summer of 1976 now playing with the band Cutaway

 


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1977

 cut away
  • John Dery - guitars & vocals
  • Gary Quenqua - guitar, Fender Rhodes (88 key behemouth) & vocals
  • Steve Romario - guitar, bass & vocals
  • Ed Carucci - guitars, strange effects & vocals
  • Mike Guido - bass, clarinet, sax & vocals
  • Billy Cramer - drums



cut away
 
Sept. 1977

Pictured left to right are:

Steve Romerio, Billy Cramer, Gary Q,
Mike Guido,
Joe Critelli

The cut away band was not named after the curvy cut out at the top of electric guitars. When skydiving, and one's main parachute doesn't open. One cuts it loose and deploys the emergency chute - hence, cut away. When the 2nd chute doesn't open, I imagine one rolls onto one's back and whistles.

cut away 

Mike Guido on the original stage at Chelsea's Square Pub in Huntington, NY. Tables were removed and plywood placed on the seats of booths to make the stage. Musicians had to step over the vertical booth back in the center of the stage. Mike stands under the wagon wheel because he was the shortest guy in the band. Oh yeah, nice haircut.

An actual cut away
business card

 


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The Early Years


1978

It was at Chelsea's, in Huntington Village, NY, sometime in the summer of 1977 that it happened. That was a wild summer in Huntington. There was a serious heat wave. Late one night as the cutaway band was closing the evening, the crowd, as had become their custom, chanted for the song "Paper Bag" - even though most of them didn't know what they were cheering for. The song hadn't been performed in years, and never by this band. Anyway, I explained the progression, and the da- -dadadadadada- -dadadadadada- bass line to the band, and I sang the song. Bill Stevens, who owned Chelsea's is a nut log. It turned into a weekly event at Chelsea's that summer, complete with themes (Hat Night, Idaho Potato Night . . . you get the idea) The Cutaway Band continued to perform until February 1978. By then, the seeds for the Paper Bag phenomenom were planted in the minds of the Huntington bar community, and there it would fester.

cut away in a hairy moment

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