1984 - Year of the Bag May 1, 1984 Dear Paper-Bagger, Well, it's that time of year again. How about that movie, huh? Congratulations to Tony Rome for his nomination for best supporting hairdo. I hope you've been keeping a good bag on this year. Here now the news: One of our Paper Bag members has instilled in me the idea that "it's up to every generation to create it's own tradition." We, the 60 participants in the Paper Bag share something that is unique to the history of mankind. It's been seven years now and we keep coming back. The Bag has grown from a completely chaotic, drunken two hour scream to a show we can all be proud of and truly enjoy. We need look no further than our own smile to justify a long and healthy like for the Paper Bag. Yes, you guessed it, this letter is about money. In order to stage this years Bag, our needs are as follows:
All these items must be paid for in advance. Last year I was lucky enough to receive financial backing and those of you who know about it know what a fiasco it was. So far this year, no one has stepped forward with $2,000 in his hand and a smile on his face. I'm broke. As it stands |
1984 - Year of the Bag
the Bag's financial records are in the red for roughly $1,500 over our six year history, including $600 worth of red ink from last year. We have three alternatives to come up with the loot:
If you notice, I've included 10 tickets with this letter. You could give them away or you could sell them. Either way, I must have received from each of you $30 by June 4. If you can't afford to take $30 from your pocket you don't have to. You have tickets to sell. If I don't have $1200 or so by June 4, we won't have a show and all of this grand tradition will go down the toilet. WHAT A DRAG. I'm sure all of you can find it in your budget to cover this small expense which will buy you so many laughs. We all know faster ways to blow $30.00. Please contact me as soon as possible to let me know what name and number you want on your shirt. Please take the June 4 deadline seriously. Without money we will not have a show this year.
SEND YOUR CHECK TO: Cash, 300 Spring Rd. Huntington, NY 11743 |