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Paper Bag #30 ~ June 26, 2007
Mulcahy's ~ Wantagh , LI, NY
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• 273 participants • 46 songs •
Instrumentation: Mike Guido, Tony Rome, 7 Cheese Calzones, 13 vocalists, 15 guitars, 7 keyboards, 4 harmonicas, 9 horns, 5 basses, 13 percussionists, 65 crew members, 72 ladies auxiliary, 44 in Category 5, 19 on the Group W Bench

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Highlights: The monster guitar solo in Aqualung (all guitars plaing in unison, Ultimate Dueling James Browns with Allen Santoreillo, Pete Scully, Killer Joe and Big Vanilla himself - Scott Kistenberger, Buglers Holiday (triple tonguing), Johnny Cola in tights, Jungleland, Mr. Scarola sings "Gimmie Some Lovin'", Smokin', Denise Corazon continues with "Teenage Dirtbag", the "Addicted to Love" girls, The audience comes onstage to sing "Wooly Bully".


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Our Founder   click here for photos of Our Founder        Go to the top of this page
 Name
Mike Guido
Years in the Bag
30
  2007 Bag Shirt Name & Number
Guido 55
Commendations 
1992 Lowe Life Award
Tony Rome   click here for photos of Tony Rome    Go to the top of this page
 Name
Scott Savitt

Years in the Bag
Section
 24 Leader

  2007 Bag Shirt Name & Number
THE DIRTBAG FROMERLY KNOWN AS SCOTTO
Commendations 
1992 Dwight Winther Award
 Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number  Commendations
Marianne Barton Section 28 Leader
DOUBLE CHEESE
21
1997 Dwight Winther Award
Mary McAndrews Section 28 Leader
CD MISTRESS/MOM IN LAW
27 YEARS IN THE BAG
2001 Dwight Winther Award
Laura Daddona
29
MRS THE HAT
2
 
Judy Davis
26
HEAD CHEESE
1
2000 Dwight Winther Award
Beth Jewell
26
FETA
29
2005 Dwight Winther Award
Laura Johnson
14
MRS. CHEZZIE
18
 
Gia Cerone
2
SIDE O SAUCE
36
 
The Vocalists     click here for photos of the vocalists      Go to the top of this page
 Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number  Commendations
Tony Barca
Section 18 Leader
THE OLDE DUDE
<<graphic>>
1996 Frank Hendricks Award
Jim Small
27
DIRTY
7
1994 Dwight Winther Award
Allen Santoriello
21
WILSON
47
1991 Frank Hendricks Award
Paul Weber
16
DENTIST DUDE
69
 
Pete Scully
13
THE RETURN OF LOVE MONKEY
43
 
Annie Santoriello
12
MAMA ANNA
1
 
Dawnette Darden
8
SUN
7
 
Denise Corazón
7
Corazón
23
 
Lee Thompson
6
VAGITARIAN
68
 
Paul Esposito
4
MUNSON
15
 
Chris Casper
3
CASPER
96 TEARS
 
Killer Joe Ferraro
3
KILLER JOE
66
 
Dave Franklin
3
THE RAVE
13
 
Guitarland  click here for photos of the guitars      Go to the top of this page
 Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name
Number
 Commendations
Joe Anziano
Section 29 Leader
JOEY
<fedora>
1998 Dwight Winther Award
Mike Cummings
Section 25 Leader
M.C.

7b5

1997 Frank Hendricks Award
Dave Morris
Section 21 Leader
MORRIS
11
 
Mark Coffey
19
OKRAM

1998 Frank Hendricks Award
Mike Flyntz
18
FLYNTZ
.010
 
Patrick Cummings
16
iMandolin
13b5
 
Phil Antonucci
13.5
FLANT
Valve Jr.
 
Joe Scollo
13
SCOLLO
00
 
Tom Pecoraro
13
PEDAL RACKS
2
 
Rick Horvath
11
NOODLES
B#
 
Greg Zant
10
FLYING CHIP
8
 
Joe Silver
8
ITMFA
07
 
Gus Karras
5
THE REVEREND
12
 
Johnny Cola
4
IPLAYLOUD
11!
 
Brian Hauff
2
WALK ON
42
 
Jimmy Gallagher
ROOKIE
JIMMY JAM
61
 
The Keyboard Ghetto  click here for photos of the keyboardists    Go to the top of this page
 Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number  Commendations
Gary Quenqua
Section 29 Leader
 
Q
2001 Frank Hendricks Award
Larry Ketchell
Section 20.5 Leader
MUD
51
1995 Frank Hendricks Award
Ed Lesco
24
EDDIE
7
Joe Samuels
21
ROAST BEEF
$21.80/lb
 
Sue Lesco
17
SUZIE-Q
8
Rich Campbell
12
MARATHON MAN
3:30
 
Bobby Simons
2
BOBBY!
± 24db
The Down Wind Horns  click here for photos of the horns    Go to the top of this page
Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number

 Commendations
Val Angrosini
Section 22 Leader
Doctor Recommended Val-yum
5/4

2000 Frank Hendricks Award

Lenny La Pinta
Section 21 Leader
MAESTRO
07
2004 Dwight Winther Award
John Boyle
27
SAX DRAGON
25
1999 Dwight Winther Award
Ron Fox
21
DAD TO BE
10/07
 
Jason Chapman
9
JASON
C#
 
Frank Rizzo
6
MR. RIZ
MUSIC IS EASY
 
Ed Leone
3
LONESBONES
03
 
Sam Grossman
3
SAM THE BUGLER
WIFE
 
String Section   

Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number  Commendations
Leiann Germann
ROOKIE
BRIDE
07
 

Harmonica Section    click here for photos of the harps    Go to the top of this page

Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number  Commendations
Paul Shields Section 30 Leader
PABLO
56
1995 Dwight Winther Award 
Joe Santino Section 19 Leader
RHYTHM & HUES
f 5.6
 
Jim Small
27
DIRTY
7
1994 Dwight Winther Award
John Boyle
27
SAX DRAGON
25
1999 Dwight Winther Award
George Ranzette
18
OH BY DA WAY
   
Killer Joe Ferraro
3
KILLER JOE
66
 

Bass Section      click here for photos of the basses    Go to the top of this page

Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number Commendations
Jim Myers Section 23 Leader
SPANK MY MONKEY
54
1999 Frank Hendricks Award
Tom Flyntz
18
BANANA PANTS
<bass clef symbol>
 
Mark Cimino
13
MARKO

 
Lester Saldinger
12
LES ONE WIFE
STORY TO FOLLOW
 
Stephen Michaels
2
RAMONE
23
 

Percussion Section   click here for photos of the percussionists    Go to the top of this page
Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number Commendations
Scott Kistenberger Section 30 Leader
JUNGLE GERMAN
3
1988 Frank Hendricks Award 
Jimmy Varelas
23
JIMMYTHEGREEK
51
 
Steve Finkelstein
21
JUNGLE JU
TU
 
Eel Nietsleknif
19
NEWCKYALLER
18
 
Pete Lazos
14
SPOOKY BROOKS

 
Billy Onesios
14
BEAT THIS
27
 
Cliff Hackford
10
TABLAJI

 
Brendan O Keefe
10
AREA
51
 
Chris Hart
8
CHRISPY
10
 
Don Larsen
6
PAUKENMEISTER
18
 
Keith Lombardozzi
6
DOZZI
6/8
 
Ben Greenspan
4
FUNK U
101
 
Billy Smith
3
DRUM CHEF
13
 
Mr. Guido's Staff    click here for photos of the staff    Go to the top of this page

Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number Commendations
Mr. Guido's Valet        
Jim Mola 22 JIMMY 29 2002 Dwight Winther Award
Mr. Guido's Spiritual Advisor        
Tom Russo 21 RUDO

07

2004 Frank Hendricks Award 
Toastmaster        
Bruce Sautkulis 23 TOASTMASTER 1 2005 Frank Hendricks Award 
The Kid        
Kenny Teknus
3
K.STILES
420
 

Technical Staff    click here for photos of the staff    Go to the top of this page
Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number Commendations
Sound  
Phrögk Perlman Section 29 Leader
PHRÖGK
-29/
1988 Frank Hendricks Award
Tom Heinisch Section 20 Leader
DiGiMon
45hz
2003 Dwight Winther Award
Lee Gordon
21
LEISURE LIMO
368-6832
1986 Frank Hendricks Award
Scott Hartmann
18
MID FREQ
18
 
Willy Reid
17
SOUNDAHOLIC
38
 
Chip Sciacca
11
EXPEDITOR

 
Sean Walsh
2
WALSH
10
 
Mike Molloy
ROOKIE
SMOKE & SHAKE FX
65
 
Lights  
Greg Hebel Section 27 Leader HEBEL

50

1992 Frank Hendricks Award
Photos        
Bill Mason Section 23 Leader BILBO 3791 1996 Dwight Winther Award
Joe Santino 19 RHYTHM & HUES f 5.6  
Video        
Steve Porcelli
8
EKOGUY
39
 
Ralph Esposito
20
MUTHACRISPA
46
2007 Frank Hendricks Award
Ralph Porcelli
20
SPOMAN
911
2007 Dwight Winther Award
Steve Mecca
4
MECCA MAN
2
 
Beer & Construction Crew    click here for photos of the staff      Go to the top of this page
Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number Commendations
Construction  
George Ranzette
Section 18 Leader
OH BY DA WAY
   
Adam Schwab
16
DON T CALL ME JOHNNY
46
 
Lisa Layton
15
DIRTY dirty blonde
L8ON
 
Jim Irwin
14
OIL CAN
%
 
John Parkinson
12
BIG JOHN
96
 
Larry Showman
7
BONES
5
 
Jeremy Showman
ROOKIE
JSHOW
555
 
Beer Crew  
John Christison

Section 25 Leader

BARCREEP
4Q2
1991 Dwight Winther Award
Ed Barcreep

7

UNCLE ED
I 8 1 2
 
Peggy Murphy
7
THE ALIEN
69
 
Sue Stein
5
SUE
17
 
The Door Crew     click here for photos of the staff    Go to the top of this page
Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number Commendations
Phil Guido
Section 24 Leader
COCO'S BOY TOY
#1
1993/2006 Frank Hendricks Award
Frank Varipapa
27
AIR TUNA
99
2006 Dwight Winther Award
Lucy Guido
22
GUIDO
#6
2006 Frank Hendricks Award
Dan Guido
19
GUIDO
51
2006 Frank Hendricks Award
Bob Guido
19
GUIDO
52
2006 Frank Hendricks Award
Vinny Guido
16
GUIDO
48
2006 Frank Hendricks Award
Tony Graziano
6
TOE KNEE
7
2006 Frank Hendricks Award
Nick Graziano
2
NUMBA
2
 
Paper Bag Staff     click here for photos of the staff      Go to the top of this page
Name
Years in the Bag
2007 Bag Shirt Name
Number
Eddie Parkinson
24
BIG ED
33
Paul Yovino
20
1-2-TREE
YO-YO
Brian Young
18
ROOKEROONIE
18
Walter Symanski
17
WALT
23
Jack Brescia
15
TOW TRUCK JACK
53
Rob Smith
14
ALL ABOUT FUN
#1
Mike Russo
14
LONG ISLANDS ULTIMATE ROCK MUSIC CAMP
BachToRock.com
Pete Volberg
14
QUALITY PETE
15
Kevin West
14
CRANKY BOY
2
Tom Menkes
13
TOMMY GUNN
14
Pete Xefos
12
X MAN
69
Joe Tighe
12
BAGMAN
22
Phil Wetenhall
12
MARY S THE BOSS
57
Steve Doell
8
KITCHEN BOY
11
Doug Raggio
5
DOUGIE BOY
22
George Bily
5
BilytheKid
69
Steve Sobstyl
5
COACH STEVE
11
Barry Ambrosio
4
Sir Vivor
58
Kevin Murphy
4
MURPH
83
Bobby Bashian
4
OLD MAN
44
Jim Mc Carey
3
DAD
50
Miguel Carranza
2
CURLEY
7
Nathan Johnson
2
MR. CHEZZIE
31
Ed Judd
2
MY NAME IS MjUDD
2007
Fred Di Fabio
ROOKIE
DOUBLE CHEESE S PRINCE
28
Mike Bartoldus
ROOKIE
A. K. A. Bart
33
Rob Mc Rory
ROOKIE
GROOM
07
Ladies Auxilliary    click here for photos of the staff    Go to the top of this page
Name Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number
Sue Guido
Section 25 Leader
GUIDO S DIRTY BLONDE
2
Sue W Guido
22
LIVE, LAUGH, LOVE

Pam Sprague
20
BEER TWIN 1
20
Patti Small
20
DOWN
7
Terry Guido
17
GUIDO
44
Dawn Barca
17
DAWNBARCA.COM
39
Desiree Xefos
17
DEZ MONSTER
44
Grettie Silecchio
16
GRETTIE
±12db
Susie Cummings
15
SUSI
523
Suzan Coffey
15
METROBAGGER

Lani Roye
15
ACES
07
Amy Hof
14
PIANIST ENVY
88
Peggy Irwin
14
MELONMAKER
-8%
Karen Sprague
13
BEER TWIN 2
20
Barbara Dismas
13
BEE DEE
53
Pam Pecoraro
13
PAM DOLL
3
Christine Schwab
13
NOTHING COULD BE FINER
42
Barbara Klein
12
GIVE `EM HELL BOBBITY
54
Dawn Menkes
12
TGB
2
Cindy Symanski
12
CINDY
23
Betsy Parkinson
12
BETSY

Joan Guido
11
JANOOTS
?
Ruth Ketchell
11
RUTH
634
Cassie Mernick
11


Dee Antonucci
10
CHARLETTA
1636
Melissa Perlman
10
PHRÖGKETTE
8
Amy Russo
10
TROPHY GIRL
07
Patti Zant
10
MRS. CHIP
7
Emma Guido
10
I M AN EXCELLENT DRIVER
16
Sara Guido
10
LI L GUIDO
101
Maureen Dehler
9
KOKOMO MO
77
Louise Kistenberger
9
WEEZY K

Vinnie Anne Doell
8
VINNIE ANNE
10
Lauren Gander
8
MRS GOOSE

Liz Barbini
8
CLOYOBELL

Yohanna Olsen
8
LUCKY YO
11
Eileen Lombardozzi
8

LEEN CUISINE THE DANCING MACHINE
Denise Chapman
8
DEE
TO THE LIMIT
Ann Clarke
8
PARROT HEAD BAGGER
huh?
Maria La Pinta
7
MRS. MAESTRO
07
Jeanne Guido- Sielaff
7
MIKE GUIDO S MOM
10
Liz Goodman
7
THIN LIZZY
8
Danielle Guido
7
WRANKLESSSS

Naomi Margolin
6
MMAMM
6
Barbara Schwenker
6


Christine Liske
6
GYPSY SOUL
05
Camille Rizzo
5
MRS. RIZ
MATH IS HARD
Jessie Galm
5
RUDZIE
77
Nancy Sobstyl
5
NANCY
10
Barbara Karras
4
STIMPY THE BLIZZARD
13
Maria Sarro
4
LONG ISLANDS ULTIMATE ROCK MUSIC CAMP
BachToRock.com
Laurie Giovanneillo
4
TRIPLE G
13
Elaine West
4


Helen Kuch
3
ONE IN A MILLION
13
Theresa Hart
3
DR CHRISPY
10 1/2
Lisa Franceski
3
LISA LISA

Gina Fox
3
MOM TO BE
10/07
Julie Esposito
3
GUIDRY
49
Gloria Vasco
3
G.T.
2
Patti Radigan
3
PATTIO

Wendy Drake
2
XOPOOHXO
12
Dina Lazarow
2
DINA-MITE
THAT S WHAT I M SAYIN
Lynetta Stone
2
LYNETTA
55
Leonora Nelson
2
I KNOW OH BY DA WAY

Dawn Gund
2
NAKED BODY GUITARS
2
Loren Roye
2
LOREN

Ann Wiemer
2
HAIRDRESSER EXTROADINAIRE
13
Diane Sivilli
2
HAUSFRAU
4
Sue Larsen
2
SKOOKY

Maureen Grasso
ROOKIE
MOE
20
Ann Payter
ROOKIE


Loreli Stevens
ROOKIE
EL PRESIDENTE
10
Category 5   click here for photos of the staff    Go to the top of this page
Name
Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number
Gary Troy
16
TROY
24
Vinnie Quenqua
15
VINNY
Q
Bob Barbini
12
BEGINS WITH A

Steven Ianucci
10
NUCCI
7
John Wittenborg
10
SALTY
50
Annie Schmidt
9
SCHMIDTY

Bob Schmidt
9
SCHMIDTY

Richie Stankiewicz
7
VERMONT RICHIE
23
John Ziliani
6
SHAKA
14
Ez Bardeguez
6
EZ BY PROXY
7
Garrett Bardeguez
6
BIG BLUE
10-4 GOOD BUDDY
Marty Ruppert
6
MARTY
54
Marya Ruppert
6
MARYA
7
Kris Symanski
6
KRIS
23
Keith Symanski
6
KEITH
23
Anthony Alcamo
5
TONYDRUMS
99
Dan Quenqua
4
DANNY
Q
Martin Kennedy
4
THE DUDE
00
Marissa Quenqua
4
MARISSA
Q
Adeline Ruiz
4
ARCH
82
Julianna Barca
3
LIL ROCKER
8
Paul French
3
FRENCHIE UK

Tom Ruppert
3
RUGHEAD
2
Mary Ellen Ruppert
3
MARY ELLEN
11
Erik Symanski
3
ERIK
23
Bob Barca
3
NOT SO OLDE DUDE
55
Reen Antonucci
2
GUITAR GEEK
03
Lexi Antonucci
2
CUTIE
886
Melissa Ingerman
2
SWEET MELISSA
11
Stephanie Mackey
2
MACK SHACK
89
Don Moore
ROOKIE
GRANDPA D
53
Victoria Pannell
ROOKIE
QV
2
Helen Caddick
ROOKIE
HELL-N-WHEELS
22
Lindsey Q
ROOKIE
LINDSEY
Q
Neil Gallagher
ROOKIE
LUCKY
13
Elyse Brier
ROOKIE
LYSIE CAT
10
Tim Perkins
ROOKIE
TEMPER TIMMY
89
John Court
ROOKIE
FREE HI - FIVE
5
Nancy Small
ROOKIE
BIRTHDAY BAGGER

Donna Small
ROOKIE
DEE LIGHTFUL

Linda Kozlowski
ROOKIE
ACES
07
Maria La Sorsa
ROOKIE
MARIA
8
Mike La Sorsa
ROOKIE
Mike
7
Bill Denton
ROOKIE
DIZZY
56
The Group W Bench  click here for photos of the staff    Go to the top of this page
Name
Years in the Bag 2007 Bag Shirt Name Number
Ed Lowe
Section 17 Leader
GROUP W BENCH
61
Richard Degnan
17
DR DEGS PhD
26
Tom Fischetti
13
FISH
33
Gary Francke
9
FRANCKE
9
Larry Goodman
7
LARRY LUV
66
Jim Murphy
7
MURF
7
Gary Schwenker
7
GARY
8
Pat Scarola
5
PRINCIPAL
32
Matt Guido
5
GUIDO
17
Doug Dattoma
5
MOOSE
1
Larry Lupo
5
OD
20/20
Jay Caputo
3
GREETINGS
69
Charlie Costello
3
& SALUTATIONS
69
Sal Ferraro
2
ASH MAN
53
Jack Sivilli
2
CIGAR BOY
07
Jim Savilli
ROOKIE
CLARK KENT
PRESS
Carl Carvana
ROOKIE
JACK BAUER
24
Dave Kletcher
ROOKIE
SUPERMAN
07
Rich Ostrowski
ROOKIE
SKI
69
John Murray
13
CASH
83
Billy O Sullivan
11
STALE
21
Mike Mc Elwee
11
T J FINLEY
42
Michael Dunne
10
CHULZ
29
Diane O Keefe
10
DIANE
1
Larry Schumacher
7
POSTY
666
Pat Gavin
5
GRASS
420
Luis Umanzor
4
BIG LOU
69
John Murray III
3
THE III
243
Chris Harkins
3
TWEETY
0
Mike Zwart
3
ZWARTY
86
Tracy Sabel
ROOKIE
SABINATOR
99
Jon Cusano
ROOKIE
VON DUTCH
21
Justin Dunne
ROOKIE
JD DREW
16
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Title
Artist
Vocalists
Star Wars
Opening
1
Paper Bag Theme
Phil Gagliano Band
Mike Guido
2
I Don't Wanna Work
Todd Rundgren
Mike Guido/Calzones
3 5 '15 The Who Esposito
4 Let's Go Crazy Prince Scotto/Calzones
5 Sexy Mo Fo Prince Dawnette
6 Bugler's Holiday Leroy Anderson Horns
 
The Body Bag
   
7 Sex Machine James Brown Allen/KillerJoe/Scully/Scott_K
8 Dr. Feelgood James Brown Allen/KillerJoe/Scully/Scott_K
9 Craziest Guy Jim Pin Cummings Family
10 Kodachrome Paul Simon Val
11 Get Off My Cloud Rolling Stones Allen Santoriello
12 Smokin' Boston Scollo
 
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13 Addicted to Love Robert Palmer Barca
14 Da Butt EU Scully
15 Man, I Feel Like a Woman Shania Twain Calzones
16 Fool in the Rain Led Zeppelin Lee Thompson
 
The Dirt Bag - part 1
   
17 Aqualung Jethro Tull Boyle
18 Talk Dirty to Me Poison Corazon
19 Dirty Love Zappa Scully/Small
20 Dirty White Boy Foreigner Dave the Rave
21 Teenage Dirtbag Wheatus Corazon/Esposito
22 Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap AC DC Killer Joe
 
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23 Tell Me Baby Red Hot Chili Peppers Chris Casper
24 Join Together The Who Scollo
25 Yaleo Santana Dave the Rave
26 Jungleland Bruce Springsteen Weber
27 Hey Jude Beatles Cummings/Scollo
  Drum Solo/Bag Contest    
28 Hot Fun in the Summertime Sly & the Family Stone Ensemble
29 I Want to Take You Higher Sly & the Family Stone Ensemble
30 I'm Every Woman Chaka Kahn Ladies
31 Ball of Confusion Temptations Men
32 The Tide is High Blondie Calzones
33 Immigrant Song Led Zeppelin Dawnette
34 Theme from an Imaginary Western Mountain Anziano
 
The Dirt Bag - part 2
   
35 Cross Eyed Mary Jethro Tull Boyle
36 Piggies Beatles Dave the Rave
37 I'm a Fool to Do Your Dirty Work Steely Dan Cummings
38 Low Down Boz Scaggs Lester
 
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39 ABACAB Genesis Casper
40 Don't Want You No More/Cross to Bear Allman Brothers Dave/Boyle
 
The Wheel (metaphorically speaking)
   
41 Gimmie Some Lovin Spencer Davis Pat Scarola
42 Pride & Joy Stevie Ray Vaughn Allen Santoriello
43 Fly Me to the Moon Mike Guido
44 Wooly Bully Sam the Sham & the Pharoahsroahs Audience
45 Wild Thing Troggs Audience
46 Twist & Shout Beatles Audience
47 Freeway Jam Jeff Beck
Paper Bag
#30
2007


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2007


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Hello Boys and Girls

Introducing Paper Bag #30

The Dirt Bag

also featuring

The Body Bag • Section Leader Requests

April 1, 2007

We had our first three meetings of the Executive Board, and I am happy to report to the constituancy, that all is well in the War Room. Because I am the only "y" chromosome in my domicile, my stuff is confined to a relatively small area of the house. For the past several years, I had my own bathroom. I accomplished this by allowing the faucet and shower head to emit streams of water that were deemed unpleasant by the women of the house; the mirror was a small, 8 inch circular make-up thing; after moving the window so that a medicine cabinet and proper mirror could be installed, I simply placed my toothpaste and brush on the 2x4 studs in the bare plywood wall with no cabinet at all. They referred to my bathroom as an outhouse. I couldn't be more proud. I recently lost exclusive use of this bathroom, having been forced to install new plumbing fixtures a and mirrored medicine cabinet with numerous bright lights mounted on top. As you read this, products are beginning to pile up in there. . . How did I get on this subject? Oh yes, the War Room.

The War Room is the only other space in my house where I get to keep my stuff. It resembles a cave, with every available square inch of wall space covered with some aspect of my personal history. If you are reading this, it probably covers your personal history too. This is where we have our meetings (except for the "al fresco" meeting in June). The Executive Board is a flock of rabble who have been friends for over 25 years. The meetings do have structure, but are predicitably unpredictable. We do not start the meeting until Grandma is on the table. Maybe I had better explain that one. The photo seen here is Vinnie Cimino's dear departed grandmother when she was in her 90's. She is sitting at a drum set in a garage with some graffitti on the wall. For some unexplainable reason, we do not start the meeting until that photo is on the table. This past meeting Joey the Fedora brought a 10 ounce tin of Vermont's Original Bag Balm. "For chapped conditions and superficial abrasions apply bag balm to the affected area." The only thing that makes this product NOT the perfect product for Mike Cummings is the fact that it contains no alcohol. From now on, we will require that this tin of Bag Balm also be on the table before we can start the meeting.

Anyway, we have spent hours on the theme and tentative songlist and we have come up with this.

In honor of the 30th (Dirtieth, Dirty Thirty, you get it) Bag, each member of the Executive Board selected a song to perform. We have deemed this the Dirt Bag, so we will feature songs that are in some way connected to dirtbags. We will also be continuing our tradition of the Body Bag, performing songs in memory of musicians who have passed away this past year. So far, the Body Bag will include songs memorializing Brad Delp from the band Boston, Gene Martin Gennusa, Jim Pin himself, Smiley the dog and . . . prepare yourself for ULTIMATE DUELING JAMES BROWNS!!! Only at the Bag can you find entertainment like this.

The date and venue for the movie is listed below. However, we still need a good idea for an opening. you know, the beginning with the whole band onstage and we play something really really loud. If you have any suggestions, email me at mike@paperbagmusic.com

The calendar is as follows:

Jan 12, Feb 11, March 18
- Executive Board meetings in the War Room

April 22 - 6pm start
Paper Bag #29 the movie Huntington Village Tavern

June 18
- Executive Board meeting
- the al fresco meeting

June 25 - The Day Before

June 26 - Paper Bag #30
the dirt bag

June 27 - Bag Lag

Where did you say the section leader meeting is?

 

See you all soon

Mike

Paper Bag
#30

2007


The Program

 

 

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2007


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2007


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2007


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2007


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The artwork for the 2007 Program was again created by Mark Coffey, the wonderful man who designs our bag shirts. The Pigpen thing was a natural for the Dirt Bag. The answer to Woodstock's question is "as long as we are physically able. The older we get, the better we were.

We intend to play rock 'n' roll for as long as we are physically able
…so far, so good.

Paper Bag #30! Think about it. No computers, no cell phones, no digital keyboards, A Shure Vocal Master with two columns was a PA system. Few things have remained the same (with the notable exception of Mike Cummings' hairy back).

Theme - In honor of the Bag turning Dirty Thirty, we present to you the the Dirt Bag. Again, with a theme that is just too obvious and too easy, we will feature songs that are in some way connected to dirtbags. Most of our material was recorded and released 40 years ago. In a very unusual move for the Bag, we will be doing a song that was published this century. This is due to the influence of my teenage daughters. You guys are gonna love Wheatus. The Body Bag is full this year. Brad Delp from the band Boston, fellow Paper Bagger Gene Martin Gennusa, Jim Pin himself, Smiley the dog and . . . prepare yourself for ULTIMATE DUELING JAMES BROWNS. We have had regular Dueling James Browns (consider what that means) but the world has seen nothing like ULTIMATE DUELING JAMES BROWNS. I predict that the Godfathers of Soul, the Hardest Working Men in Show Business, will rock the house.

Each member of the Executive Board was given the opportunity to select a song for Paper Bag #30. This resulted in a remarkably interesting and diverse songlist. More than 35 of the songs are new to the Bag. The tentative songlist was put into show order at the Exec Board meeting in March. I have been cranking it out on the ipod in my car for weeks now. It is a cool list. We have tried to cut down on the number of songs so that we can goof around between songs more, and get to the Wheel. The past two years we ran out of time and did not get to enjoy the Wheel.

The Financial Report We are covering our bills. Our operating budget is about $15,000 including printing, shirts, sound-lights-video-staging, cd's, beer & food for the band & for Executive Board Meetings, trophys, tips and $30 to Judy Davis for gas. Thank you to most of you who cover your share of advance ticket sales. Approximately 10% of you do not contribute to ticket sales (names omitted to protect the dirtbags). We now have a huge inventory of video tape and still images from almost every Bag. I hope to prepare them for distribution to you. Sell one extra ticket.

What you see at the Bag is me, my family & my closest friends doing what we do best. Playing rock music. That we have been able to sustain this, at this level, for so long is absolutely remarkable and is a testament to the level or respect we have for each other, and our dedication to music. Music is a true gift to life. It is my job to have fun, and I am a professional

The Tech Crew

The Paper Bag is an incredibly complicated piece of machinery to assemble and operate. It takes a lot of planning to accomodate over 80 musicians using the stage, all needing microphones or direct inputs to the sound board. We require a complex stage monitoring system to allow us to hear what the heck we are doing. There are 17 guitar amps, 8 bass rigs, a keyboard ghetto, two full drum kits and a whole riser chock full of conga/bongo/timbale/shaker/banger thingies. These instruments are linked with miles of cable and many complicated mixers, processors and amplifiers. There is a full automated stage lighting system that must be programmed. On top of all that, not only are we being video taped by 4 cameras, there is a technician hunched into a small spot out there where he does all the video editing on the fly (in real time so to speak) as it happens. These guys and girls work for weeks to plan and pack the correct gear into the trucks, 2 days setting up and testing everything and, when we all go home tonight, they will have hours of work ahead of them. SK Sound and EKO Productions (video) have been with the Bag for over 20 years. Greg Hebel has been our Lighting Director for 27 years. Without them there is no show. I don’t know how we would spec this job out to anyone else. Thank them when see them. Better than that, buy them a drink.

Peas & carrots, peas & carrots, peas & carrots …

Brian Mulhern was one of 4 guitarists to participate in Paper Bag #1 at The People’s Picnic in Whitehall, NY. During the late 70’s, Brian played in several bands in and around the Huntington area often teaming up with his brother Kevin as (what else?) the Mulhern Brothers. I mixed sound for them several times at Chelsea’s. Sally Scudder played keyboards and sang in many bands with numerous Bag members. Sally was great to have in the band. Perfect pitch, big smile, never conplained, always had fun. Every time the Jim Small Band plays, I look over to the other side of the stage and I can see her, boppin’ and tappin’ her bare feet. Adam Calaci played bass and sang in some of the most successful bands to ever play on Long Island. On stage, Adam was a solid presence. His bass playing was strong and yes, it was loud. Backstage, he was a very, very funny man. Bruce Rogers had perfect pitch and keyboard skills that brought that physical marvel to life. Standing in Canterbury Ales while Jim Pin was cranking away (I think Rob Barraco was playing a way-outside solo) Bruce was able to quote to me the chord changes to “Hot Fun in the Summertime” (which are very #7/ b11-ish) out of his head. He played the grand piano on stage at Paper Bag #2 and played the Tonight Show theme at the very end of the show. He also had the good fortune to be singing “Low Spark of High Heel Boys” at Bag #9 when Scotty K came onstage as the Energizer Bunny. Little Buster never played in the Bag but he was a tremendous influence on many of us who do. I was Busterized many times. Boy was he fun to watch and listen to. He was the real deal. Gene Gennusa played guitar in the Bag from 1980 through 1985. He photographed the Bag in ‘86 and ‘87, went on to become a well respected photographer in the music industry, and then returned to the Bag in 2004. Hundreds of his photos are on the Bagsite. In addition to playing guitar, Gene played pedal steel and banjo. I took banjo lessons from him in 1985. He not only played “Scruggs style,” which is the Beverly Hillbillies style, he also played Keith style,” developed by Bill Keith whereby one can play chromatically on a 5 string banjo. It is wickedly difficult. More importantly, Gene was a friend and a good guy.

We are musicians. We live a different life, in bars and diners and clubs and catering halls and come home as the sun comes up and put off joining the “real world “ as long as possible. It is a great life, rich and rewarding and so so so much fun. We look after each other and are loyal to each other. Sometime during the night tonight, remember someone missing from your life, smile and have some fun for them. We all can live on in the memory of our friends, family and colleagues. Take care of each other, be loyal to each other, and most of all, have fun.

The Savannah Joe Kommnick “Are these donuts fresh?” Moment

Many of you in the Paper Bag community knew Joe Kommnick simply as “Savannah.” I had the privilege working with this gentle man in the clubs on the South Shore for over 10 years. Savannah Joe was a bright ray of happiness that cut through the smoky air and shined into your heart. He was always ready with a joke, your favorite libation, or an absurd movie quote . There was never anything harsh about Savannah Joe…none of the rough edges many of us who live the night life develop. I miss his company. In 1996 we inaugurated the tradition of performing a song each year that connects us with Joe, so that we may have a vehicle to help us remember this fine man. This year, Join Together by the Who is dedicated to Savannah Joe. In keeping with Joe’s sense of humor, and to ease the melancholy of the moment, before we begin the song, We ask all of you to place an index finger, held horizontally, just below your nose and all together ask in a falsetto voice …“Are these donuts fresh?”

THE BROWN PAPER BAG
is the only thing civilized man has produced that does not seem out of place in nature. Crumpled into a wad of wrinkles, like the fossilized brain of a dryad; looking weathered; seemingly slow and rough enough to be a product of natural evolution; its brownness the low key brown of potato skin and peanut shell, dirty but pure; its kinship to tree unobstructed by the cruel crush of industry; absorbing the elements like any other organic entity a No. 8 Kraft brown paper bag lay discarded in the hills of Huntington and it appears to live where it lay.

by Tom Robbins
Even Cowgirls Get the Blues
Thanks and a tip of the old Paper Bag hat to Naomi Margolin for discovering the origin of this quote

Thi is the spot where I get to thank… Dick at Supreme Trophy in Huntington Station; Eko Video; S-K Sound; Lightcraft; Mark Coffey and the crew at Goldman Bros.; Minuteman Printing in East Northport; The Maker of the Melon Peggy Irwin; Dawn Barca - the sign girl; Lisa Layton for her wonderful work collecting and distributing food; the faculty and staff at all the Island Trees Schools; my brothers and sisters working at the front door missing the show; my three girls, Emma, Sara & Sue for making me the happy boy you see here tonight. As you can see, I live a charmed existence.
Mulcahy’s… is some great place to enjoy the Bag. From John Murray, right across to the bar backs, every one of the seemingly endless number of employees of this club is unfailingly helpful. These people understand the the Paper Bag at its purest essence. Mul’s is the Bag’s home for life, in no small part due to the support provided by these fine people. Please thank the Mulcahy’s staff when you see them. Patronize this fine establishment all year. Get home safely

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