Name the Unit Contest
Send an email to the Paper Bag and give us your entry in the "Name the Unit" contest. Send us your idea for the name, and a detailed explanation as to why this particular unit, deserves the name you have selected for it. Please put "Name the Unit" in the subject field. Thank you for participating. The work we do here is important.
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7/7/2004 ~ Rayna
i think the unit contest needs to be changed; i think a bald spot on a head should replace your current unit. i am worried that some kid is going to report your present unit to his/her parent and then who knows the ramifications.( I am in charge of "worse case scenarios for my family so why not for you?)

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7/1/2004 ~ PLAYLOUD!!!! Johnny C.
Lil' Brian Moore (or less)
6/22/2004 ~ Camera Tom
How about "pokey"....kind of like the sleepy little ground hog seeing if its safe to come out and play with everyone watching.. Like Ground Hog Day its probably an event that will be viewed annually from now on....... And wasnt "pokey" part of the infamous "Gumby" cartoon series.....now theres a whole other memory flush

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6/28/2004 ~ To the owner of the Unit, from an unknown admirer
This is a voice, rather a lay from your past. I can send this b/c none of
your bag-buddies will know who I am....we were on the "down-low" way back
when....you were pretty old then, its good to see your still kickin' and
tickin'. Last time we spoke you were in love, hope the lucky lady is still
appreciating you (and your UNIT). Maybe I'll see you at the bag---remember
SSHHHH!!!
Love,
Me (Hey 19)
   

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6/4/2004 ~ SandandSurf4ever
You should name this unit "Free Willy"
The photo so clearly reminds us of the classic scene in which the valiant orca, our favorite whale of all time, makes its daring leap to freedom from the confines of its captivity, escaping the cruel fate of having to perform amusing tricks for the profit of its nasty owner (what was that mean guy's name in the film?). Anyway, if "Free Willy" can't be used because of copyright infringement, let's name this unit "Furtive Willy." No explanation needed.

PS - You guys are disgusting!

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5/24/2004 ~ Scotty K
I believe that the name for the unit should be:

LITTLE T.H.U.M.P.E.R.

The LITTLE is obvious........ and THUMPER stands for - The Hairy Unit Mike's Pee Exits Regularly

That is all.

SK


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5/10/2004 ~ Lester
P NUT THE P NIS

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5/4/2004 ~ The proud owner of the unit
mike .. as you know my drinking usually gets me into trouble.....but for the record my penis who i refer to as "thumper mcdrool" or at times "mr happy" is not used to all the media.....he is shy, except when around drunk,easy women.....thank god i didn't get a good shot of him....
baggingly yours.... mike c

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4/18/2004 ~ Brendan O'Keefe
I have been studying bizarre cults for awhile now, (hence my interest in the Paper Bag), and upon viewing the anatomically ambiguous photograph on the web site, I have concluded that the subject is a member of the infamous 'Half-Moon Society'. They are an all-male club whose members shave one of their buttocks every year at sunrise on the vernal equinox. They perform the ritual as a silent protest to geriatric public flatulence.

-BOK